GLUE: April 2008

Friday, April 18, 2008

Virus Membunoh!

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!I checked snopes.com , and it is for real!!

Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD', regardless of who sent it to you.It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,'eventhough sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN.It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.This virus simply destroys the ZeroSector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Internet Connection Speed @ UTP

Ni plak aku measure pg td..

dlm kol 8.06am

hehe..sempat measure..

padahal da lmbt nk kne jage sbg faci educamp

boley tahan aa speed time tu.

syok gk

tp upload speed bapak power aaa~

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

UTP's Internet Connection Speed

Download speed 72kbps, upload speed 253kbps??

adei..kn besh kalo smuenye t'balek

download speed 253kbps...upload speed 72kbps

sape nk upload laju2

huhu..xgne sgt pn..

ni aku measure dlm kol 2.37am..

jp lg kol 3.30am aku try lg..kte tgk betapa "laju" internet utp

bajet2 time tu ramai da tdo da...

aku je yg xtao tdo

hehehe

btw aku xprcaye psl dc++ tu slowkn internet utp..

cm ngarot jewr.

TELEKOM

Ini cerita pasal seorang pemuda yang baru membukak satu pejabat baru... al-maklumlah loan baru lulus kat bank danhati meluap luap nak bukak business...tak tahu lah business apa... nanti aku tanya..!!

Pejabat dia tu tak laaa banyak sangat barangan pejabat yangdiisinya... ada laa 3 biji meja dan kerusi tiap satu...almarinya..stationerynya la... tong sampahnya la... dan yang patut patut kena isi kat pejabat dan especially talipon... !! Dia ni boss kat pejabat tu... selepas mengemas bilik pejabat,dia pon releks laaa kat dalam opis diatu... ye laaa... boss lah katakan?!!

Mula lah berangan tu... ... beranganni... !! Tiba tiba pintu pejabat diketuk dari luar... ah!!... mesti pelanggan datang ni... lalu disuruhnyaorang yang diketuk pintu tu masuk...masa tu jugak dia angkat talipon da nceritalah projek besar - juta2x...pura pura kat depan orang yang datangtadi... orang yang datang tadi hanya uduk diam tak kata apa apa... Bila dah puas cakap sampailah masa dia letak talipon tu... lalu dia pon kata kat pelanggan yang masuk tadi... errr!...maaflah... sibuk sikit... maklumlah projek tu... projek ni... .tak boleh nak biar... kena arrange appointment dengan client... so... boleh saya bantu??

Dengan selamba pelanggan itukata... "Err... encik... saya ni dari Syarikat Telekom... datang nak sambung talian talipon... !!"

Sunday, April 13, 2008

beautiful girls with less attractive guys

There are reasons y beautiful girls like less attractive guys:

r u sure u want to know.!!

sure ahhh?

first

less attractive guys are more relax

second

less attractive guys love to 'layan perasaan'

third

less attractive guys are natural guys

forth

less attractive guys are caring

fifth

less attractive guys support national tourism campaign

:: less attractive does not mean less in everything, in some parts they are better than others ::

Kuasa Ms Maziyanti

Zaman skrg students sunggoh maju dan kreatif.

Cikgu pun da xdpt nk ckp pape lg da.

Wanita Perlu Memahami Lelaki

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Saturday, April 12, 2008

tandas ku sayang

Satu hari aku singgah sekejap di KlCC.Aku ada something utk dibeli. Ketika aku sedang melihat brg dikedai,tiba-tiba perut aku terasa memulas.Apalagi aku pun terus bergegas ke tandas kat level satu.Masuk saja kat situ,aku tengok ada 3 bilik air.Satu tu bertutup,so aku pegi yg disebelahnya. Baru saja aku duduk,aku terdengar suara dari sebelah "Haa,camna sekarang ?" Aku pun bukan suka nak berbual ngan org yg aku tak kenal kat tandas tu.Ntah camna, akhirnya aku balas juga "Ok gak ler" Kemudian suara tu bertanya lagi "Ko nak gi mana ni??" Iskk..Aku mula rasa musykil skit..tapi aku kata "Aku nak balik, singgah sini nak beli brg sikit" Lepas suara tu bertanya lagi "Bila ko nak gerak ni??" Aku selamba jer kata. 'Lepas aku sudah ni,abis beli aku chow la". Kemudian aku terdengar lagi suara org sebelah tu berkata "Hei,aku call balik ko lepas nilah,tiap kali aku tanya soalan kat ko, mamat bodo sebelah aku ni asyik jawap jer!!!

Moral: jangan menyampuk time orang bercakap...