KISAH BIRTHDAY BOY DI RESTORAN 'PASIR' SRI ISKANDAR

Tanggal 20 May 2008
sorg lagi gang ktorg nye b'day.
tp ktorg wt 'dek' je..
kol 12mlm...xde pape
kol 1 mlm..snyp..
kol 9am esk nye, smue sebok jwb thermo (finals)
kol 12pm, smue balek blek...snyp je.....
kol 6pm, smue mkn restoran pasir...tp...
teng teng tenggg....
smue da readi..
sorg gi byr....pastu ble fendy nk byr jewr

BYEBYE FENDYYYYY!!!! VROOOOMMMMM~~

dan 3 buah kete memecot dgn lajunye menuju ke utp...
"eyh2 fendy t'tinggal la..."
kelihatan fendy merajok sorg2 dr jaoh.
haha...last2~

HEPI B'DAY FENDYYYY~!!!

**b'day prank ni di-improve sket drpd b'day prank aimen...
next -> syazwan...huahahahahahahah

BIRTHDAY BOY

Tanggal 11May 2008
pukul 12:15 mlm
ada org dibedakkan

huahahahahahahahaha
maken tua dia da..
berpuloh2 da umur dia
11MAY1988 - 11MAY2008

Virus Membunoh!

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Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts ASAP.

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled 'POSTCARD', regardless of who sent it to you.It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,'eventhough sent to you by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN.It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus.This virus simply destroys the ZeroSector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

Internet Connection Speed @ UTP

Ni plak aku measure pg td..

dlm kol 8.06am

hehe..sempat measure..

padahal da lmbt nk kne jage sbg faci educamp

boley tahan aa speed time tu.

syok gk

tp upload speed bapak power aaa~

UTP's Internet Connection Speed

Download speed 72kbps, upload speed 253kbps??

adei..kn besh kalo smuenye t'balek

download speed 253kbps...upload speed 72kbps

sape nk upload laju2

huhu..xgne sgt pn..

ni aku measure dlm kol 2.37am..

jp lg kol 3.30am aku try lg..kte tgk betapa "laju" internet utp

bajet2 time tu ramai da tdo da...

aku je yg xtao tdo

hehehe

btw aku xprcaye psl dc++ tu slowkn internet utp..

cm ngarot jewr.

TELEKOM

Ini cerita pasal seorang pemuda yang baru membukak satu pejabat baru... al-maklumlah loan baru lulus kat bank danhati meluap luap nak bukak business...tak tahu lah business apa... nanti aku tanya..!!

Pejabat dia tu tak laaa banyak sangat barangan pejabat yangdiisinya... ada laa 3 biji meja dan kerusi tiap satu...almarinya..stationerynya la... tong sampahnya la... dan yang patut patut kena isi kat pejabat dan especially talipon... !! Dia ni boss kat pejabat tu... selepas mengemas bilik pejabat,dia pon releks laaa kat dalam opis diatu... ye laaa... boss lah katakan?!!

Mula lah berangan tu... ... beranganni... !! Tiba tiba pintu pejabat diketuk dari luar... ah!!... mesti pelanggan datang ni... lalu disuruhnyaorang yang diketuk pintu tu masuk...masa tu jugak dia angkat talipon da nceritalah projek besar - juta2x...pura pura kat depan orang yang datangtadi... orang yang datang tadi hanya uduk diam tak kata apa apa... Bila dah puas cakap sampailah masa dia letak talipon tu... lalu dia pon kata kat pelanggan yang masuk tadi... errr!...maaflah... sibuk sikit... maklumlah projek tu... projek ni... .tak boleh nak biar... kena arrange appointment dengan client... so... boleh saya bantu??

Dengan selamba pelanggan itukata... "Err... encik... saya ni dari Syarikat Telekom... datang nak sambung talian talipon... !!"

beautiful girls with less attractive guys

There are reasons y beautiful girls like less attractive guys:

r u sure u want to know.!!

sure ahhh?

first

less attractive guys are more relax

second

less attractive guys love to 'layan perasaan'

third

less attractive guys are natural guys

forth

less attractive guys are caring

fifth

less attractive guys support national tourism campaign

:: less attractive does not mean less in everything, in some parts they are better than others ::